#° selkie plays games !

[selky]

DA:O gif set 002 | Alistair Romance - I'd like to talk to you, privately.

[milkyplier]

Hiya Plink! Hope things are going okay! For the WIP game: "Frustration"

Things are going well!! Thank you for asking, how about you? ❤️ I don’t have frustration, unfortunately, but let me right you a little snippet for it:

Legend’s huffs of frustration garners Wild’s attention and he looks up.

“What’s the probl—“ he doesn’t get to finish before he spots the decently sized cut on Legend’s arm, and the needle and thread in his other hand. “Legen—what in the golden goddesses names are you doing?!”

“I only have a fairy left. I’m not wasting her on a stupid little cut,” the Veteran growls.

“I have a potion!? Twilight has a potion?! You could have asked me for it?!” Wild scrambles over to Legend and hovers over the half-stitched injury despairingly. What’s done is done, however, and he’s quickly distracted by another matter. “…does it hurt?”

“Duh,” Legend snaps. “Why do you think I’m so cranky?”

“Because you got a stitch wrong, maybe? I don’t know, I don’t know many people who stitch themselves up quietly enough for me to just not notice even though I’m sitting right there.”

“Yeah, well. One of those people is you, and you’re Link, and I’m Link too.”

Wild blinks. He’s right. “…You’re right.”

“Glad we’ve reaches an understanding. Now shut up and stop distracting me. And I’m sorry, I’m not normally this short but it does hurt and I’m actually in incredible amounts of pain.”

“Don’t worry, I know you’re normally a big softy, you haven’t hurt my feelings.”

“Don’t make me take that apology back.”

“Fine, fine,” Wild chuckles, and the camp resumes its silence.

[labselkie]

she’s so cutesy

[hegrowth]

oh... oh no. the sound that escaped me. this is the first time I've gotten to the party, I was not expecting astarion to be the one to proposition me !! tf

like, he was the only one with an ! above his head ? but when I went to talk to Shadowheart...

how does this work ?? cuz I thought it was based on approval ! like. I don't really have high approval with anyone, so I wasn't expecting a romance option at the party. but here we are ! I don't know how we got here, but here we are.

if someone more experienced in BG3 has any insight, I'd love to hear it. in the meantime... I have to figure out who I'm going to spend the night with owo;

[candycryptids]

[Image Source] I just think it would be super funny if young lala’s looked like this. Lil pea-pod’s that scamper around. Their arms are in there I’m sure, I think I see fingers peeking out from under it- but mostly they just zoom around and barrel into things without arms, and I think that’s delightful. This is a Lilty from Crystal Chronicles tho, much more Plant-like than XIV’s Lalafell (they always reminded me of aloe plants and dragonfruits…)

[starlit-selkie]

imagine you’re a soldier at the shadowfort and these two dumbasses show up to be your reinforcements

[charkyzombicorn]

Selkie au

One thing that The celestial  dragons like to do to selkies (aside from eating them) is forcing them to eat devil fruit and agonize about not being able to swim.

Celestial dragons do do that, but sometimes they just want the selkies for their skin. The problem is that proper selkie leather isnt just the pelt Selkies keep to switch between forms, it's the human skin underneath too.

[elidee-art]

We're playing The Good Society for a bit while we take a break from our Wendesday game, so please have this doodle of my Regency selkie lad

[seedlessmuffins]

demko for vezina! petey for selkie! huggy for norris! and of course the main event, delilah demko won the dog race!

and the flames are one step further from the playoffs 🤭 exactly how it should be 😌

[emrysofstorybrooke]

curious about what's in store for you for 2023? :D

let AO3 decide!

(this is a random generator that will give you four (4) ao3 tags, so you know, warnings for what that usually entails)

[selky]

Hehehe Alistair only stares at me 🥹🥹🥹

[milkyplier]

For your prompt game: Headache

💜💜💜

“Legend, can you get the pitchfork?”

It’s a simple ask, but his headache filters it through layers of honey, so that by the time he registers what’s been asked of him, Malon is watching him with concern.

“Is everything alright, Veteran?”

[pigeon-princess]

Can I please talk about my weird little Warg from Lonely Light? My salt crusted Ironborn bastard whose definitely a Targaryen. Gwyndon "Gwyn" Pyke, my selkie boy.

We've started playing a little ASOIAF tabletop game set during the Blackfyre Rebellions (around 90 years before Game of Thrones). Our travelling party consists of two Targaryen bastards from the opposite side of Westeros and the Hedge Knight holding them for ransom (or so we thought).

[royalfanficfolio]

1 word for you “Leopard-seal” 

According to seaworld leopard seals are very large. Males can be around 12 ft long and 660 lb. Which is apparently 3.8 M and 300 kg. Other website have different sizes though. They are big suckers.

Fast Facts

Description Leopard seals have a long, slender body and a spotted coat. They have huge heads with enormous jaws.

Size Male: 2.8 to 3.3 m (9.1 to 10.7 ft.) long Female: 2.9 to 3.6 m (8.45 to 11.7 ft.), with very large animals possibly reaching 3.8 m (12.4 ft.)

Weight Male: Up to 300 kg (660 lbs.) Female: 260 kg (572 lbs.) to upwards of 500 kg (1,100 lbs.)

Concept: selkie jason caught stealing the batmobile tires. panics when he sees batman and accidentally turns into a seal pup. proceeds to try and flop/bounce away as fast as possible, leaving behind a very confused Batman

NSVSHHSU JASON WHERE ARE YOU GOING YOU ARE SO SMALL...... YOU ARE ACHIEVING A LAND SPEED OF ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.........

batman goes over to pick him up and he gets a flipper to the face. bats you cant just pick people up u gotta ask.

bruce by now is going green thinking about this little guy trying to swim in the harbour tho..... but like where does he go??? theyre pretty far from the beaches, he cant make it there on the sidewalks without unwanted attention.......

i like to imagine later on, pre-death selkie jason goes seal mode because it's funny to make bruce lug around a baby seal. but he gets bigger and stops. but too late now bruce is going to work out even harder and hold his baby seal son for as long as he fucking can. (its not long lol)

[hegrowth]

challenge to ubisoft: make more ac protags that don't start out as snarky, self-assured, sarcastic, or arrogant. the humbling / growing up arc is bullshit and overdone in this franchise, do better.

basim is kinda endearing himself to me but mostly I'm just. my memory is bad but this feels like every other assassins creed game and not in a good way. :/ maybe I'm just overly critical and bitter but. sigh. the good news is I'm thus far enjoying mirage a lot more than odyssey and valhalla. I love roshan ♡ she gives me altair vibes and I'm living for it.

[newkatzkafe2023]

Ahhhh I'm sorry if I already asked this but I forgot and got anxious about it (○.○)

Could you do one with the Wukongs x Selkie reader? If you don't know, selkies are seals who take a human form by shedding their sealskin, and if their sealskin gets stolen, they can't return to the sea and have to stay humans until their sealskin is returned (I don't think any of the Wukongs would do that tho)

Aghhhhg thank you so much sorry if I already asked this!!!!!!!

Yes I do know what a Selkie is and they are so adorable😍 also you don't know the Wukongs very well do you😑

(Lmk Wukong) OMG🤩🤩🤩 he saw you on the beach and never squealed so hard in his whole immortal life. God you are the cutest thing ever especially with how curious, Social and Friendly you are. He can't control himself at all, then one day he found that you have a half naked sea monkey form and well he was in no rush for you to leave. Oh you need your skin back??? but you just got here, It's totally not in his closet underlocking key or something that will be ridiculous😅.

(HIB Wukong) He found you sniffing Luier's face and bouncing with Silly girl. uhhh, ok???🤨🤨🤨 but what surprised him the most was your sea monkey form, and suddenly, he found himself blushing at your naked form. Although you clearly weren't a threat, so he couldn't really find a reason for you to leave oh you want him to hold your skin while you play with the kids. Ok but opps he totally misplaced Don't worry we'll find it soon in the meantime just go home with him😏😈

(MKR Wukong) Ohhhhhhhhhh a land monkey, so that's what one would look like you thought as you sniffed and frisk a Blushing annoyed Wukong, and Wukong thoughts were who is this chubby monkey with very dead skin And why does she smell like the ocean??? In otherwords your both very curious about one another, and it's kinda cute. Wukong can see you're clearly not a threat, to anyone not even yourself but he does get worried about your naive curiosity which is why he's holding on to your skin until further notice😤.

(NR Wukong) Ohhhhhhhhhh he Definitely thinks you're adorable, all innocent and chubby but in your sea monkey form your a thick bimbo. Now I see him as the only one who has some knowledge on what exactly you are and your fables and legends. I mean your not the most dangerous creatures but you are normally difficult to catch, but don't worry he'll make sure nobody takes advantage of you just as long as you give up your skin😇

(Netflix Wukong) He's baffled like what is he looking at here😧??? It has never seen anything like you before. Although you are an adorable squishy and it makes you non-threatening but your sea monkey body. Oh my that's something to get use too especially when your just as naked as he is, but your friendly and social nature makes you easy to get along with and he wants you to stay with him. He just has to figure out how to get your skin🤫

(BMW Wukong) Out of all the people you follow around it had to be him, seriously your luck your cute. Don't take anything to heart though he has totally knowledgeable about your Species and how he can keep you around him. He keeps your skin well taken care off and well hidden especially after seeing your thick sea monkey thighs he would be an idiot to let you slip from him😳

(Destined one) Cuddle parties 🥳 are mandatory when it comes to the two of you. With your big chubby body and his warm fur you guys are a match made in heaven, and he secretly makes fun games and puzzles for you to solve since you love spending time playing with him. Their were even times where you would get sad whenever you have to leave him and it breaks his heart too, until he found out about the value of your skin. To this day you keep misplacing your skin and whenever you ask him All he does is shrug his shoulders while hiding your folded skin neatly behind him.

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